Thursday, April 7, 2011

MAY I SEE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, PLEASE?

I know that this is not necessarily a subject that we
should expect on a "humor" blog, but I just posted
2 new treatises on the http://www.speakingforamericans.blogspot.com/
site, and want desperately to get this into your heads
and hands.

WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

Got proof that you're not from another planet?
Got proof that you weren't hatched from an egg?
Got proof that you weren't compounded in a lab?
Got proof that your parents didn't find you in a dumpster?

Personally, I was born at 12;15 AM, on July 15, 19__,
in Canonsburg General Hospital, Canonsburg, PA.
My parents (now deceased) were Charles W. Richey, Sr.
and Nancy Virginia (O'Donnell) Richey.  I forget my
weight (it's on the certificate), but I was told that I had
RED HAIR when I popped out.  Must have been the
Irish in me.

AND I HAVE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
I can prove when and where I entered this world.
Can you?  Can "Barry", "His Arrogance"?
You know who I mean.

I HAVE A PROPOSAL - Let's all make a copy of our
birth certificates and SEND THEM TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
ATTENTION;  Barack Hussein Obama!!

He's probably never seen one before.  I don't think he knows
where his is, else he would produce it and quiet his
critics (such as me).  There's some reason why he doesn't
want us to know what is on it - maybe an embarrassing
entry or two that would intimidate or expose him.  Humph.

ARE YOU GAME?  Will you do it?  Let's bombard the
mail system (if they're still working), and the White House
with photocopies of REAL AMERICANS' BIRTH
CERTIFICATES, and continue to put the pressure
on NOBAMA to open his personal records that he had
sealed on his first day of office!  Huh?  What's that about?

MAILING DATE:  June 1, 20ll.  Are you with me?