Additional Honors For Mr. Obama

In the light of the recently-awarded, capricious, and
dubious, so-called "Peace Prize", I offer additional
awards that the recipient of the aforementioned may
be given:
l. Alfred E. Neuman Look-Alike Award
Prize: Side-by-side portrait of both individuals.

2. Empty Promise Award
Prize: A plastic, fake-crystal bowl (empty, of course)

3. Foreign Citizen Of the Centuries
Prize: A framed copy of his Kenyan birth certificate

4. Air Miles Champion Award
Prize: Free trip of his choice to any Arab/Muslim country.

5. Chicago's Ambassador To The World
Prize: Bus trip to Chicago, tour of "The Loop", a ride
on the "El", dinner at George Soros's.

6. Al Gore "Hot Air" Global Warming Prize
Prize: A ride in a "hot air" balloon over the polar icecap.

7. Most Outstanding Kenyan Award
Prize: A grass hut playhouse for his daughters.

8. Hide 'n' Seek Personal Documents Award
Prize: Brass heart of a lion (lyin').

9. Public Smoker-Of-The-Year
Prize: All of the cigarettes or cigars he can smoke
or his choice of patches or gum deterrents.

10. Absentee-Senator-Of-The-Decade
Prize: His slightly-used senate seat from Congress
to display in the Oval Office.

11. "Lefty-Of-The-Year"
Prize: A cast of his LEFT hand. (Get it?)
(He IS "lefthanded", you know!?)

12. Fox News MVP Award
Prize: A bronze fox to place on his mantel.

13. "Mr. Transparency" Prize
Prize: An engraved, dark, smoked-glass mirror.

14. Friend Of Arabs & Muslims Honor
Prize: A turban in his choice of colors.

15. "Amigo & Amiga" Award
Prize: Rosetta Stone's "Spanish" on DVD,
taught by illegals in exchange for amnesty, healthcare, etc.

16. Bush-Basher-Of-The-Decade
Prize: A "Pin-The-Blame-On-George W." game,
complete with poster and darts.

17. Socialist-Masquerading-As-An-American Honor
Prize: (dual prizes) - a rusty iron statue of Marx,
Lenin, and himself, AND his picture and name next
to the word "socialist" in all dictionaries and
encyclopedias.

18. LIBERAL of the Liberals Award
Prize: A lifesized portrait of Nancy Pelosi, Harry
Reid, and himself to hang in his bathroom.

WELL? Can you think of others? I've just begun, and
probably won't address this subject again, as there are
many other humorous sides of life to enjoy. THANKS
for reading, and stay tuned for more in the days ahead.