MY NEW YEAR'S WISHES

Well, here we are on the fifth day of 2010 - how
many of your resolutions have you "blown" already?
Not funny, is it?
It's not too late, or early to try again - just make a
few practical and attainable goals - you'll most
likely succeed if you don't aim too high!
SPEAKING OF AIMING HIGH, here are some
"wishes" for the "not-so-new" new year:
For New England's Bill "Belicheat" to get a job
in a funeral home - where the other "stiffs" are!
For Rush Limbaugh to quit swearing - he can
get his messages across otherwise - except that
he gets so riled up, it's hard not to swear! Huh?
No wonder he had chest pains - the weight of
being the VOICE OF CONSERVATISM is heavy!
For Pittsburgh to become even more "The
Most Livable City", an honor that it has gotten
often in recent years.
For global warming to become a reality - I hate
the cold! Can't it snow in 50-plus temps?
For a newspaper or sponsor somewhere to
"discover" my creative talents and support me
in the manner I wish to live. Huh?
For Troy Polamalu to have a complete recovery
and come back stronger, faster, and better than
ever, if that's possible. (See my sports blog).
For Osama Bin Laden to find a "final resting
place", so we can honor him in the custom that
he deserves - HELLFIRE!
For all terrorists to have the same "success"
that the Christmas Day "splomber" had - does
the word FIZZLE mean anything to you?
For all liberals to GET A BRAIN and GET A
HEART to think about others and not just
themselves!!
For me to "hit the lottery" so that I can help
so many people (me, first, of course!). I just
gotta remember to play. Duh.
For all truth-speaking Gospel-delivering churches
to be full for every service!
For a cure for cancer, heart disease, leukemia,
malaria, dementia (personal request), H1N1,
colds, and all other debilitating maladies.
For the "conservatives", including but not
excluding Republicans, to be able to know
what their message is, and to be able to make
it understandable and desirable to voters and
Americans as a whole. Do we need a new or
another party?
LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, for knowledge, insight,
wisdom, and speaking/writing ability for all
patriotic American spokespeople to "catch the
imagination" and attention of our citizens.
I'M IN YOUR CORNER, AND HOPEFULLY IN
YOUR CONSCIENCE, TOO!