I KNOW, I KNOW, WHERE WILL IT EVER END?
I DON'T KNOW. JUST WHEN I THINK "I'VE DONE
ENOUGH", MORE "BRAINSTORMS" ATTACK MY
ALREADY BESIEGED MIND. GOT TO STOP THIS
"MADNESS" NOW, AS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO APPLY MYSELF TO.
HERE GOES! READY? NO LAUGHING OR CHUCKLING!
1. GET A CLUE.
2. TELL US YOUR FAVORITE CHAIRMAN MAO QUOTE.
3. BE A CONTESTANT ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN
A FIFTH GRADER"!
4. GO OVER NIAGARA IN A BARREL.
5. WHAT IS THE "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"?
6. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? (I'm guessing
it's The Blues, because that's what you're "playing" for us!)
7. SAY, "I LOVE AMERICA".
8. PRACTICE "SAFE SEX". We don't need any more Obamas.
9. IF YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU
CALL YOURSELF? I have some suggestions.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM KARL MARX?
11. DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? NO, NOT THAT ONE,
I MEAN A "MUSICAL" INSTRUMENT!
12. DO YOU ATTEND FAMILY REUNIONS, OR ARE TOO
MANY OF YOUR RELATIVES HIDING OR IN JAIL?
13. EXPLAIN THIS QUOTE: "FERTILIZER HAPPENS".
Yeh, but 4 years of it?
14. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE "THE GREATEST MUSLIM
PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD"?
15. DO YOU SIT TO PEE?
16. AFTER YOU LEAVE OFFICE IN 2013, HOW LONG WILL
IT BE UNTIL "OBAMALAND" AMUSEMENT PARK
OPENS? Where will it be, Kenya?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING OF LENIN'S?
18. HOW MANY HABIBS & BURQAS DO YOU AND
MICHELLE HAVE? Which one is your favorite color?
19. BE A GUEST ON "HILLBILLY HAND-FISHING".
20. NAME ANY ARTICLE OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.
21. HOW MANY COPIES OF THE KORAN DO YOU OWN?
22. WHICH MOSQUE DO YOU TITHE TO?
23. GIVE US A FAVORITE QUOTE OF STALIN'S.
24. DO YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE? GUESS WHAT
"SIGN" MOST AMERICANS ARE GIVING YOU NOW.
25. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A CANDY BAR NAMED
AFTER YOU? IT'S THE "ZERO'" BAR!
26. TELL US HOW MANY STROKES YOU'VE TAKEN
OFF OF YOUR GOLF AVERAGE IN YOUR 80+
GAMES SINCE TAKING OFFICE.
27. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AND
MICHELLE'S LAW LICENSES.
28. DO YOU WASH YOUR FEET BEFORE TAKING
OFF YOUR SHOES TO PRAY?
29. AND FINALLY..............SHUT UP!
30. ..............................AS ALWAYS, I LEAVE THE
"LAST WORD" FOR YOU, MY FAITHFUL AND
BELOVED READER.
I DON'T KNOW. JUST WHEN I THINK "I'VE DONE
ENOUGH", MORE "BRAINSTORMS" ATTACK MY
ALREADY BESIEGED MIND. GOT TO STOP THIS
"MADNESS" NOW, AS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO APPLY MYSELF TO.
HERE GOES! READY? NO LAUGHING OR CHUCKLING!
1. GET A CLUE.
2. TELL US YOUR FAVORITE CHAIRMAN MAO QUOTE.
3. BE A CONTESTANT ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN
A FIFTH GRADER"!
4. GO OVER NIAGARA IN A BARREL.
5. WHAT IS THE "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"?
6. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? (I'm guessing
it's The Blues, because that's what you're "playing" for us!)
7. SAY, "I LOVE AMERICA".
8. PRACTICE "SAFE SEX". We don't need any more Obamas.
9. IF YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU
CALL YOURSELF? I have some suggestions.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM KARL MARX?
11. DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? NO, NOT THAT ONE,
I MEAN A "MUSICAL" INSTRUMENT!
12. DO YOU ATTEND FAMILY REUNIONS, OR ARE TOO
MANY OF YOUR RELATIVES HIDING OR IN JAIL?
13. EXPLAIN THIS QUOTE: "FERTILIZER HAPPENS".
Yeh, but 4 years of it?
14. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE "THE GREATEST MUSLIM
PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD"?
15. DO YOU SIT TO PEE?
16. AFTER YOU LEAVE OFFICE IN 2013, HOW LONG WILL
IT BE UNTIL "OBAMALAND" AMUSEMENT PARK
OPENS? Where will it be, Kenya?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING OF LENIN'S?
18. HOW MANY HABIBS & BURQAS DO YOU AND
MICHELLE HAVE? Which one is your favorite color?
19. BE A GUEST ON "HILLBILLY HAND-FISHING".
20. NAME ANY ARTICLE OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.
21. HOW MANY COPIES OF THE KORAN DO YOU OWN?
22. WHICH MOSQUE DO YOU TITHE TO?
23. GIVE US A FAVORITE QUOTE OF STALIN'S.
24. DO YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE? GUESS WHAT
"SIGN" MOST AMERICANS ARE GIVING YOU NOW.
25. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A CANDY BAR NAMED
AFTER YOU? IT'S THE "ZERO'" BAR!
26. TELL US HOW MANY STROKES YOU'VE TAKEN
OFF OF YOUR GOLF AVERAGE IN YOUR 80+
GAMES SINCE TAKING OFFICE.
27. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AND
MICHELLE'S LAW LICENSES.
28. DO YOU WASH YOUR FEET BEFORE TAKING
OFF YOUR SHOES TO PRAY?
29. AND FINALLY..............SHUT UP!
30. ..............................AS ALWAYS, I LEAVE THE
"LAST WORD" FOR YOU, MY FAITHFUL AND
BELOVED READER.
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