As I was browsing through my Facebook page yesterday,
I came across a posting from a "contact" (don't know if I
can refer to him as "friend" yet), who posted comments
similar to this: "You tea-baggers (referring to members of
the Tea Party) won't be happy even if Obama leaves office.
Is there anything he can do to make you happy?" HUH!
HUH! THANKS FOR THE IDEA! Fasten your seatbelts,
"FRIENDS", here we go for a fast and scary ride.
HOW OBAMA COULD MAKE ME HAPPY:
1. TAKE A HIKE.
2. GET LOST.
3. RESIGN.
4. COME CLEAN.
5. CONFESS HIS KNOWLEDGE OF BLAGO'S
ILLINOIS SENATE SEAT SALE.
6. SHOW US A "REAL" BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
7. REIN IN MICHELLE'S EXTRAVAGANCES!
8. REIN IN HIS OWN EXTRAVAGANCES!
9. DEPORT HIS ILLEGAL AUNT & UNCLE BACK TO KENYA.
11. REVEAL THE DONATIONS HE RECEIVED FROM
EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE FOR THE LAST ELECTION.
12. OPEN UP HIS COLLEGE RECORDS.
14. SHOW US A "REAL" SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION.
15. EXPLAIN HIS RELATIONSHIP TO GEORGE SOROS,
BILL AYERS, BERNADINE DORN, VAN JONES, LOUIS
FARAKHAN, "REV. WRIGHT", THE STEINS, ETC.
16. TELL WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT THE "BIBLE".
17. TELL WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT THE "KORAN".
18. COME CLEAN ABOUT HIS "ACORN" CONNECTIONS.
19. EXPLAIN HIS "BLACK PANTHER" INFATUATION.
20. TELL US WHERE LARRY SINCLAIR IS.
21. SHOW US THE WHITE HOUSE VISITORS' LIST.
22. TELL US WHO REALLY WROTE "OBAMACARE".
23. TELL US WHO REALLY WROTE HIS BOOKS.
24. LET HIS CHILDREN WATCH "FOX NEWS".
25. WATCH "FOX NEWS" HIMSELF, REGULARLY.
26. APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA FOR SNOOKERING US.
27. APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA FOR HIS LIES.
28. ADMIT HE HAS "HOPE " TO "CHANGE" HIS ADDRESS.
29. TELL US WHAT HIS "REAL" NAME IS.
30. I'm leaving this one blank for your addition(s)..........
Okay, Barry, Barack, Hussein, or whoever you are. You
want to make Americans "happy"? I doubt it. BUT IF
YOU TRULY DO.......you can start here, AND KEEP
GOING! NO REALLY, KEEP GOING - OUT OF TOWN!
I MEAN, OUT OF D.C., FOR KEEPS. THANKS.
I came across a posting from a "contact" (don't know if I
can refer to him as "friend" yet), who posted comments
similar to this: "You tea-baggers (referring to members of
the Tea Party) won't be happy even if Obama leaves office.
Is there anything he can do to make you happy?" HUH!
HUH! THANKS FOR THE IDEA! Fasten your seatbelts,
"FRIENDS", here we go for a fast and scary ride.
HOW OBAMA COULD MAKE ME HAPPY:
1. TAKE A HIKE.
2. GET LOST.
3. RESIGN.
4. COME CLEAN.
5. CONFESS HIS KNOWLEDGE OF BLAGO'S
ILLINOIS SENATE SEAT SALE.
6. SHOW US A "REAL" BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
7. REIN IN MICHELLE'S EXTRAVAGANCES!
8. REIN IN HIS OWN EXTRAVAGANCES!
9. DEPORT HIS ILLEGAL AUNT & UNCLE BACK TO KENYA.
10. CONFESS THAT HE'S A MUSLIM.
11. REVEAL THE DONATIONS HE RECEIVED FROM
EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE FOR THE LAST ELECTION.
12. OPEN UP HIS COLLEGE RECORDS.
13. SHOW US A "REAL" SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
14. SHOW US A "REAL" SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION.
15. EXPLAIN HIS RELATIONSHIP TO GEORGE SOROS,
BILL AYERS, BERNADINE DORN, VAN JONES, LOUIS
FARAKHAN, "REV. WRIGHT", THE STEINS, ETC.
16. TELL WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT THE "BIBLE".
17. TELL WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT THE "KORAN".
18. COME CLEAN ABOUT HIS "ACORN" CONNECTIONS.
19. EXPLAIN HIS "BLACK PANTHER" INFATUATION.
20. TELL US WHERE LARRY SINCLAIR IS.
21. SHOW US THE WHITE HOUSE VISITORS' LIST.
22. TELL US WHO REALLY WROTE "OBAMACARE".
23. TELL US WHO REALLY WROTE HIS BOOKS.
24. LET HIS CHILDREN WATCH "FOX NEWS".
25. WATCH "FOX NEWS" HIMSELF, REGULARLY.
26. APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA FOR SNOOKERING US.
27. APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA FOR HIS LIES.
28. ADMIT HE HAS "HOPE " TO "CHANGE" HIS ADDRESS.
29. TELL US WHAT HIS "REAL" NAME IS.
30. I'm leaving this one blank for your addition(s)..........
Okay, Barry, Barack, Hussein, or whoever you are. You
want to make Americans "happy"? I doubt it. BUT IF
YOU TRULY DO.......you can start here, AND KEEP
GOING! NO REALLY, KEEP GOING - OUT OF TOWN!
I MEAN, OUT OF D.C., FOR KEEPS. THANKS.
