PART 4 & FINAL (FINALLY) OF "THINGS OBAMA COULD DO TO MAKE ME HAPPY"

I KNOW, I KNOW, WHERE WILL IT EVER END?
I DON'T KNOW.  JUST WHEN I THINK "I'VE DONE
ENOUGH", MORE "BRAINSTORMS" ATTACK MY
ALREADY BESIEGED MIND.  GOT TO STOP THIS
"MADNESS" NOW, AS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO APPLY MYSELF TO.

HERE GOES!  READY?  NO LAUGHING OR CHUCKLING!

1.  GET A CLUE.

2.  TELL US YOUR FAVORITE CHAIRMAN MAO QUOTE.

3.  BE A CONTESTANT ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN
     A FIFTH GRADER"!

4.  GO OVER NIAGARA IN A BARREL.

5.  WHAT IS THE "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"?

6.  WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?  (I'm guessing
     it's The Blues, because that's what you're "playing" for us!)

7.  SAY, "I LOVE AMERICA".

8.  PRACTICE "SAFE SEX".  We don't need any more Obamas.

9.  IF YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU
     CALL YOURSELF?  I have some suggestions.

10.  WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM KARL MARX?

11.  DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?  NO, NOT THAT ONE,
       I MEAN A "MUSICAL" INSTRUMENT!

12.  DO YOU ATTEND FAMILY REUNIONS, OR ARE TOO
      MANY OF YOUR RELATIVES HIDING OR IN JAIL?

13.  EXPLAIN THIS QUOTE:  "FERTILIZER HAPPENS".
      Yeh, but 4 years of it?

14.  HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE "THE GREATEST MUSLIM
      PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD"?

15.  DO YOU SIT TO PEE?

16.  AFTER YOU LEAVE OFFICE IN 2013, HOW LONG WILL
       IT BE UNTIL "OBAMALAND" AMUSEMENT PARK
      OPENS?  Where will it be, Kenya?

17.  WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING OF LENIN'S?

18.  HOW MANY HABIBS & BURQAS DO YOU AND
       MICHELLE HAVE?  Which one is your favorite color?

19.  BE A GUEST ON "HILLBILLY HAND-FISHING".

20.  NAME ANY ARTICLE OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.

21.  HOW MANY COPIES OF THE KORAN DO YOU OWN?

22.  WHICH MOSQUE DO YOU TITHE TO?

23.  GIVE US A FAVORITE QUOTE OF STALIN'S.

24.  DO YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE?  GUESS WHAT
      "SIGN" MOST AMERICANS ARE GIVING YOU NOW.

25.  DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A CANDY BAR NAMED
       AFTER YOU?  IT'S THE "ZERO'" BAR!

26.  TELL US HOW MANY STROKES YOU'VE TAKEN
       OFF OF YOUR GOLF AVERAGE IN YOUR 80+
      GAMES SINCE TAKING OFFICE.

27.  TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AND
       MICHELLE'S LAW LICENSES.

28.  DO YOU WASH YOUR FEET BEFORE TAKING
      OFF YOUR SHOES TO PRAY?

29.  AND FINALLY..............SHUT UP!

30.  ..............................AS ALWAYS, I LEAVE THE
      "LAST WORD" FOR YOU, MY FAITHFUL AND
       BELOVED READER.       

MORE "EVEN MORE" THINGS THAT OBAMA COULD DO TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF.  WENT TO BED JUST AFTER
11 LAST NIGHT, AND A HALF HOUR LATER OR SO, I
FINALLY PUT THE PEN DOWN AND MADE MY MIND
QUIT!  SO YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF SOME OF THESE DON'T
"MAKE SENSE"?  JUST LIKE SOME OF THE EARLIER ONES?
HEY - I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!

LAST LIST (I THINK) OF THINGS I WISH OBAMA WOULD
DO OR ANSWER TO MAKE ME (AND YOU?) HAPPY:

1.  WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NEWSPERSON, HANNITY
     OR O'REILLY?

2.  DO YOU AND MICHELLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED OR
     DO YOU TOSS & TURN TOO MUCH WORRYING ABOUT
    AMERICA?  (Yeh, like I'd believe that one.)

3.  IF YOU'D QUIT TALKING SO MUCH (AND DO SOMETHING),
     WE'D HAVE LESS OF A PROBLEM WITH "GLOBAL WARMING"!

4.  DO YOU LIKE BLT'S?  BACON IS SO TASTY, HEY?

5.  ATTEND A "NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER" EVENT.

6.  SWIM THE AMAZON.

7.  WHISPER "I AM MUSLIM" TO ME.  PROMISE, I'LL KEEP
     IT A SECRET.

8.  WHAT IS YOUR "IQ"?

9.  PLEASE NAME THE "57" STATES.

10.  TRY SKYDIVING OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

11.  GIVE A SPEECH WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER.

12.  CALL "SOMEONE WHO CARES".

 

13.  STAY "HOME" FOR CHRISTMAS.  (Kenya?)

14.  SEE THAT OUR MILITARY GETS THEIR "ABSENTEE

      BALLOTS" ON TIME TO RETURN THEM FOR 

     COUNTING!

15.  HAVE YOU TRIED HARDEE'S SAUSAGE AND GRAVY

      BISCUITS?  YOU GOTTA. 

16.  TAKE YOUR CAMPAIGN ENTOURAGE THROUGH

       MY TOWN - REALLY, DON'T STOP HERE, KEEP GOING

      "THROUGH".

17.  WRESTLE AN ALLIGATOR.

18.  CHOOSE BARNEY FRANK AS YOU NEXT "MATE".

19.  MAKE A WILL AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

20.  JOIN THE ARMY.

21.  FIND AMELIA EARHART, AND DON'T COME

       BACK UNTIL YOU DO!

22.  RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BY HEART.

      (Oh, they didn't teach that in Indonesia?)

23.  ATTEND A "TEA PARTY" MEETING.

24.  WHO'S YOUR "DADDY"?

25.  BUILD YOUR "LIBRARY" IN KENYA.

26.  WHAT DO YOU READ REGULARLY?  NEWSMAX?

       "MAD"?  "THE WEEKLY STANDARD"?  "WSJ"?

27.  I HEAR YOU LIKE BASKETBALL - CAN YOU

      "SLAM DUNK" LIKE YOU DID THE STIMULUS

      AND "OBAMACARE"?

28.  DEBATE ME.

29.  YOU LIKE TO "GAMBLE", HOW ABOUT A 

       GAME OF "....................ROULETTE"?

30.  AS USUAL, I LEAVE THE LAST SELECTION TO

       YOU, MY DISCRIMINATING READER! ...............

       .................................................................

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EVEN MORE THINGS OBAMA COULD DO TO "MAKE ME HAPPY"

Needless to say, I got some interesting and amusing
responses to Monday's first posting on this subject,
which only served to spur me on to continue on the
same line, which thoughts were already stirring in my

mind.  Only 1 was negative.  READY?

First, did YOU think of any additions to the list? 

Here's "Part 2"  of things that "His Arrogancy" could

do to make me, and a whole passel of others, elated:

l.  Apply for U.S. citizenship.

2.  Accept Jesus as Saviour and Lord.

3.  Recite his favorite Quran passage.

4.  Quote his favorite Bible verse.

5.  Show us his Kenyan birth certificate, of which

     I am the proud owner of a copy.

6.  Tell us what your golf handicap is.  You should have

     an idea after 80 rounds or more, hey?

7.  Tell us when he last talked to or saw your "old

     college girlfriend".

8.  Explain his involvement in the Chicago real-

    estate scandal.

9.  Explain why he sought financial aid at

    Occidental College as a "foreign national".

10.  Speak a few words in Arabic, something more

       than "Allah Akbar".

11.  Tell us what Michelle's favorite alcholic libation is.

       Is it really Vodka?

12.  What is your favorite, and how often do you drink?

13.  HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

14.  What are your favorite TV shows?  Barney?  

       Sesame Street?  NCIS/Mumbasa?

15.  What size jacket do you wear?  We're "fitting" a

       "special jacket" for you.

16.  What hymns do you want sung at your funeral?

17.  How do you want to be buried?  At sea?  Face

       down?  Standing up?  Mummified?  Encased in

      glass like one of your heroes?

18.  Do you like "MAD" magazine?  Did you pose

      for the cover?

19.  Why don't you say the "Pledge of Allegiance"?

       Is it true you said, "I don't want to take sides."?

      What did you mean by that?

20.  Why can't you sing our National Anthem?  Can't

       you carry a tune?  Are you "shy"?  Does it make

      your eyes well up with tears? 

21.  If you could rewrite OUR Constitution, what

      would you "hope" to "change"?  Everything?

22.  Do you still smoke?

23.  Who is your favorite person of all time?  (Other

       than yourself, of course.)

24.  If you could live in any other time period, what

       would it be?  Prehistoric?  The Crusades?  

25.  RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, PLEASE.

26.  Take back the bust of Winston Churchill.

27.  Do you carry a picture of George Bush in your wallet?

28.  Does Michelle know the meaning of "extortion"?

29.  TELL US WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A

       SECOND TERM.  (I'm afraid I know the answer already.)

30.  Your addition(s) here...................

There you have it.  I have a feeling there may be a Part 3!