EVEN MORE THINGS OBAMA COULD DO TO "MAKE ME HAPPY"

Needless to say, I got some interesting and amusing
responses to Monday's first posting on this subject,
which only served to spur me on to continue on the
same line, which thoughts were already stirring in my

mind.  Only 1 was negative.  READY?

First, did YOU think of any additions to the list? 

Here's "Part 2"  of things that "His Arrogancy" could

do to make me, and a whole passel of others, elated:

l.  Apply for U.S. citizenship.

2.  Accept Jesus as Saviour and Lord.

3.  Recite his favorite Quran passage.

4.  Quote his favorite Bible verse.

5.  Show us his Kenyan birth certificate, of which

     I am the proud owner of a copy.

6.  Tell us what your golf handicap is.  You should have

     an idea after 80 rounds or more, hey?

7.  Tell us when he last talked to or saw your "old

     college girlfriend".

8.  Explain his involvement in the Chicago real-

    estate scandal.

9.  Explain why he sought financial aid at

    Occidental College as a "foreign national".

10.  Speak a few words in Arabic, something more

       than "Allah Akbar".

11.  Tell us what Michelle's favorite alcholic libation is.

       Is it really Vodka?

12.  What is your favorite, and how often do you drink?

13.  HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

14.  What are your favorite TV shows?  Barney?  

       Sesame Street?  NCIS/Mumbasa?

15.  What size jacket do you wear?  We're "fitting" a

       "special jacket" for you.

16.  What hymns do you want sung at your funeral?

17.  How do you want to be buried?  At sea?  Face

       down?  Standing up?  Mummified?  Encased in

      glass like one of your heroes?

18.  Do you like "MAD" magazine?  Did you pose

      for the cover?

19.  Why don't you say the "Pledge of Allegiance"?

       Is it true you said, "I don't want to take sides."?

      What did you mean by that?

20.  Why can't you sing our National Anthem?  Can't

       you carry a tune?  Are you "shy"?  Does it make

      your eyes well up with tears? 

21.  If you could rewrite OUR Constitution, what

      would you "hope" to "change"?  Everything?

22.  Do you still smoke?

23.  Who is your favorite person of all time?  (Other

       than yourself, of course.)

24.  If you could live in any other time period, what

       would it be?  Prehistoric?  The Crusades?  

25.  RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, PLEASE.

26.  Take back the bust of Winston Churchill.

27.  Do you carry a picture of George Bush in your wallet?

28.  Does Michelle know the meaning of "extortion"?

29.  TELL US WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A

       SECOND TERM.  (I'm afraid I know the answer already.)

30.  Your addition(s) here...................

There you have it.  I have a feeling there may be a Part 3!