JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF. WENT TO BED JUST AFTER
11 LAST NIGHT, AND A HALF HOUR LATER OR SO, I
FINALLY PUT THE PEN DOWN AND MADE MY MIND
QUIT! SO YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF SOME OF THESE DON'T
"MAKE SENSE"? JUST LIKE SOME OF THE EARLIER ONES?
HEY - I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!
LAST LIST (I THINK) OF THINGS I WISH OBAMA WOULD
DO OR ANSWER TO MAKE ME (AND YOU?) HAPPY:
1. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NEWSPERSON, HANNITY
OR O'REILLY?
2. DO YOU AND MICHELLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED OR
DO YOU TOSS & TURN TOO MUCH WORRYING ABOUT
AMERICA? (Yeh, like I'd believe that one.)
3. IF YOU'D QUIT TALKING SO MUCH (AND DO SOMETHING),
WE'D HAVE LESS OF A PROBLEM WITH "GLOBAL WARMING"!
4. DO YOU LIKE BLT'S? BACON IS SO TASTY, HEY?
5. ATTEND A "NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER" EVENT.
6. SWIM THE AMAZON.
7. WHISPER "I AM MUSLIM" TO ME. PROMISE, I'LL KEEP
IT A SECRET.
8. WHAT IS YOUR "IQ"?
9. PLEASE NAME THE "57" STATES.
10. TRY SKYDIVING OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.
11. GIVE A SPEECH WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER.
11 LAST NIGHT, AND A HALF HOUR LATER OR SO, I
FINALLY PUT THE PEN DOWN AND MADE MY MIND
QUIT! SO YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF SOME OF THESE DON'T
"MAKE SENSE"? JUST LIKE SOME OF THE EARLIER ONES?
HEY - I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!
LAST LIST (I THINK) OF THINGS I WISH OBAMA WOULD
DO OR ANSWER TO MAKE ME (AND YOU?) HAPPY:
1. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NEWSPERSON, HANNITY
OR O'REILLY?
2. DO YOU AND MICHELLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED OR
DO YOU TOSS & TURN TOO MUCH WORRYING ABOUT
AMERICA? (Yeh, like I'd believe that one.)
3. IF YOU'D QUIT TALKING SO MUCH (AND DO SOMETHING),
WE'D HAVE LESS OF A PROBLEM WITH "GLOBAL WARMING"!
4. DO YOU LIKE BLT'S? BACON IS SO TASTY, HEY?
5. ATTEND A "NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER" EVENT.
6. SWIM THE AMAZON.
7. WHISPER "I AM MUSLIM" TO ME. PROMISE, I'LL KEEP
IT A SECRET.
8. WHAT IS YOUR "IQ"?
9. PLEASE NAME THE "57" STATES.
10. TRY SKYDIVING OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.
11. GIVE A SPEECH WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER.
12. CALL "SOMEONE WHO CARES".
13. STAY "HOME" FOR CHRISTMAS. (Kenya?)
14. SEE THAT OUR MILITARY GETS THEIR "ABSENTEE
BALLOTS" ON TIME TO RETURN THEM FOR
COUNTING!
15. HAVE YOU TRIED HARDEE'S SAUSAGE AND GRAVY
BISCUITS? YOU GOTTA.
16. TAKE YOUR CAMPAIGN ENTOURAGE THROUGH
MY TOWN - REALLY, DON'T STOP HERE, KEEP GOING
"THROUGH".
17. WRESTLE AN ALLIGATOR.
18. CHOOSE BARNEY FRANK AS YOU NEXT "MATE".
19. MAKE A WILL AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
20. JOIN THE ARMY.
21. FIND AMELIA EARHART, AND DON'T COME
BACK UNTIL YOU DO!
22. RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BY HEART.
(Oh, they didn't teach that in Indonesia?)
23. ATTEND A "TEA PARTY" MEETING.
24. WHO'S YOUR "DADDY"?
25. BUILD YOUR "LIBRARY" IN KENYA.
26. WHAT DO YOU READ REGULARLY? NEWSMAX?
"MAD"? "THE WEEKLY STANDARD"? "WSJ"?
27. I HEAR YOU LIKE BASKETBALL - CAN YOU
"SLAM DUNK" LIKE YOU DID THE STIMULUS
AND "OBAMACARE"?
28. DEBATE ME.
29. YOU LIKE TO "GAMBLE", HOW ABOUT A
GAME OF "....................ROULETTE"?
30. AS USUAL, I LEAVE THE LAST SELECTION TO
YOU, MY DISCRIMINATING READER! ...............
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